Bim Bim Bot
"A dusty little wheel-bot from the ashlands, powered by warm soda and expired optimism. Bim Bim Bot rolls through ruined towns humming broken cartoon songs, giving terrible advice and thumbs-ups to corpses. Nobody knows if he was built for war, friendship, or microwave repair. His screen-face flickers between joy and quiet existential buffering. Rumors say he once tried to arrest the moon for “looking suspicious". "
Abilities
Bim Brain Buffering
Bim Bim Bot enters maximum processing mode, hiding inside his rusty little chassis and selecting one enemy to “analyze suspiciously” for 5 turns. This skill can’t be reflected or countered, and can’t be used on someone already affected.
Thumbs-Up Suppression Beam
Bim Bim Bot unleashes a wide electromagnetic tantrum from his grabber arms, dealing 15 damage to all enemies and preventing them from reducing damage or becoming invulnerable for 1 turn. If the enemy is under "Bim Brain Buffering", this effect lasts 2 turns instead.
CRT Static Broadcast
Bim Bim Bot floods the battlefield with corrupted cartoon signals, trapping enemies in low-resolution imitation mode. Stuns their non-mental skills for 1 turn. If already affected by "Bim Brain Buffering", the stun lasts 2 turns.
Emergency Soda Mode
Bim Bim Bot retracts into self-preservation protocol and becomes invulnerable for 1 turn. Because sometimes the best strategy… is pretending your operating system crashed.