
ManBearPig
"A horrifying wilderness anomaly that is somehow exactly half man, half bear, and half pig. ManBearPig stomps through ruined forests screaming incoherent warnings while devouring livestock, unlucky travelers, and occasionally entire cabins. Nobody agrees on where he came from — some say he was born from forbidden rituals, others think reality itself simply made a mistake. His massive claws tear through armor like wet paper, but his greatest weapon is forcing people to argue whether he’s even real moments before he eats them."
Abilities
Ultra Mega Claw Swipe
ManBearPig lashes out with a horrifying hybrid claw, tearing through the enemy’s guard and dealing 15 piercing damage. If "Half-Man Half-Bear Half-Pig Panic" is active, this deals +10 additional damage.
Apocalyptic Squeal
ManBearPig unleashes a deafening nightmare roar mixed with pig shrieks and bear rage, dealing 15 affliction damage over 2 turns. If "Half-Man Half-Bear Half-Pig Panic" is active, this instead deals 30 instant affliction damage and has no cooldown.
Half-Man Half-Bear Half-Pig Panic
ManBearPig selects an ally to “survive the wilderness.” For 4 turns, ManBearPig gains 15 damage reduction. If ManBearPig is defeated, the chosen ally permanently gains +5 non-affliction damage and 5 damage reduction from the trauma of witnessing him.
Forest Blur Escape
ManBearPig vanishes into the trees with terrifying speed, becoming invulnerable for 1 turn as distant screams and crashing branches echo through the darkness.

